THAT 3AM PHONE CALL

After a night of partying the night away at the Sisters of Sappho Club in New York Hillary was really tired when she got back to her midtown hotel. Not 15 minutes after she took off her flannel shirt and birkenstock stilletos the phone rang. It was James Carville, Lanny Davis, Paul Begala, Harold Ickes, and the rest of the Clinton attack team. Hillary answered and Carville said Madame President we have a problem. Hillary resonded James I know I have a problem but Bill is always going to be a problem. No Madame President Barack just picked Joe Biden as his running mate. Oh Shit said Hill with him on the ticket BO has a chance. James what do you think I should do. Well said Paul Begala you can't date him like you did with Vince Foster, Hill responds please don't remind me of having to sleep with that guy. He could never get the strap on right. Ickes chimes in I could plant a story and say he was client number 10. No said Lanny David I am number 10 and no one would believe it any way Biden is a boy scout. Well this blows said Hill this could put that idiot over the top. OK here is what we have to do. Biden is smart, very few skeletons, and is very by the most the public as a real brigtht guy. So trying to blow this guy up is going to be hard. I do have one idea is Teddy Kennedy still able to drive and can we get him to drive Biden to the convention?